Hi There World,
I guess Damon's career and reputation didn't actually get hurt badly at all by that unfortunate remark that came from the person who then was No Longer a Celebrity Boxing Opponent! Look here, Damon Feldman is doing Just Fine.
Everybody's happy! Amy Fischer and Octomom are now a lesbian couple! (Just Kidding.) Michael Lohan and Damon Feldman are best best best friends again!!!! And there was no press, good or bad, about last Saturday night's fight in Springfield. He was all sore and of Hurt Feelings, but guess what, it was all in his Brain Damaged Imagination. Nobody actually cared what anybody said about anybody.
I hope this does not mean the end of my purpose in Life. Well to be honest I have much much more purpose than just standing up for Damon Feldman, but this Blog doesn't. If he keeps doing ok all oh his own without my support, I'm going to have to find some other pitiful Cause and start a whole new blog. I am lazy though, and Damon's like a malformed puppy I'm trying to save from being Euthanized, so I'm attached to the Cause of him and I really hope I don't have to give it up!!! I love Damon Feldman.
But he doesn't even know I exist! I bet he'd be so happy if he knew he was not all Alone out there!
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Saturday, September 24, 2011
The Tragedy of Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI)
Hello World!
Here is where I finally take the time to explain why Damon Feldman seriously can't help being the way he is, and so people should not call him names. Regardless of how he got this way (which he won't talk about at all, according to my research) this is how he is. And it's a way of being that I know all too intimately.
My Uncle Thaddeus McDonald was a renowned Forensic Entomologist, until the year 1967 when he got into an unfortunate scuffle with a police officer and his Baton, during a Peace rally. My dad was there and saw the whole thing and that was part of what inspired him to get his name legally changed from Michael McDonald to Michael McPeace. But that's beside the point, because the point is what happened afterward to my Uncle Thaddeus.
He went to the hospital but the cops denied everything and of course he couldn't prove it even though there were a ton of witnesses on his side. So it got written off as him falling down, and back then people didn't go around suing each other all the time anyway. So he was on his own, with a huge case of Brain Damage, and his career came to a screeching halt.
I wasn't born yet so I never even knew him before the Damage. But I sure do know what he was like afterward, the whole time I was growing up, even though he was old by then but people told me he was like that ever since the Baton Incident. Like what? He was a walking tragedy. He was still smart, but he was VOLATILE and all the time he was thinking about who had fucked him over and ruined his life, and plotting revenge. It never worked out (the revenge) because mostly it was all in his head. But he was angry all the time. He lost so much of his brain power but he was still smart enough to know what he'd lost. And I have learned that with TBI the anger is something you just don't get OVER. It's there to stay.
Damon Feldman had it even worse, because it's not clear if he was smart or not to begin with, but he never had a real education or even a real family & no one ever taught him how to be a proper man (or human.) He had to try & figure it all out on his own. And try having Brain Damage on top of that! He's stuck for life with anger and paranoia and a huge sense of injustice and desires for revenge and feelings of that he's victimized. He can't see that he might be the cause of any of his problems. He never will. It won't help to try & tell him.
He will never be any better-looking or any smarter. There's pretty much no chance that he will ever learn how to read or write properly. And he'll never be any more together than he is now (which is tragic in itself.) And on top of all that, he probably has headaches. The poor guy, it's so sad I'm almost making myself cry by writing this! But not quite. I'm going to go running now and get my mind on other things, like the wonderful beauty of the fact that I don't have any brain damage!!!!!!!!!
Here is where I finally take the time to explain why Damon Feldman seriously can't help being the way he is, and so people should not call him names. Regardless of how he got this way (which he won't talk about at all, according to my research) this is how he is. And it's a way of being that I know all too intimately.
My Uncle Thaddeus McDonald was a renowned Forensic Entomologist, until the year 1967 when he got into an unfortunate scuffle with a police officer and his Baton, during a Peace rally. My dad was there and saw the whole thing and that was part of what inspired him to get his name legally changed from Michael McDonald to Michael McPeace. But that's beside the point, because the point is what happened afterward to my Uncle Thaddeus.
He went to the hospital but the cops denied everything and of course he couldn't prove it even though there were a ton of witnesses on his side. So it got written off as him falling down, and back then people didn't go around suing each other all the time anyway. So he was on his own, with a huge case of Brain Damage, and his career came to a screeching halt.
I wasn't born yet so I never even knew him before the Damage. But I sure do know what he was like afterward, the whole time I was growing up, even though he was old by then but people told me he was like that ever since the Baton Incident. Like what? He was a walking tragedy. He was still smart, but he was VOLATILE and all the time he was thinking about who had fucked him over and ruined his life, and plotting revenge. It never worked out (the revenge) because mostly it was all in his head. But he was angry all the time. He lost so much of his brain power but he was still smart enough to know what he'd lost. And I have learned that with TBI the anger is something you just don't get OVER. It's there to stay.
Damon Feldman had it even worse, because it's not clear if he was smart or not to begin with, but he never had a real education or even a real family & no one ever taught him how to be a proper man (or human.) He had to try & figure it all out on his own. And try having Brain Damage on top of that! He's stuck for life with anger and paranoia and a huge sense of injustice and desires for revenge and feelings of that he's victimized. He can't see that he might be the cause of any of his problems. He never will. It won't help to try & tell him.
He will never be any better-looking or any smarter. There's pretty much no chance that he will ever learn how to read or write properly. And he'll never be any more together than he is now (which is tragic in itself.) And on top of all that, he probably has headaches. The poor guy, it's so sad I'm almost making myself cry by writing this! But not quite. I'm going to go running now and get my mind on other things, like the wonderful beauty of the fact that I don't have any brain damage!!!!!!!!!
Octomom: Afraid? Impossible!
Dear World!
I was so looking forward to watching Jenna Wikler get her ass handed to her tomorrow night in Springfield, MA. Not that I was actually going to go - those tickets were really expensive and I would have had to travel from NYC and then even pay for a hotel because I don't know anyone in Springfield - WHO DOES??? No one, that's who. So I was going to wait & see it on YouTube and plus, I read that it was going to be put up on Vimeo.com by the Mardi Gras Gentleman's Club, which was the venue.
I suppose I'll still be watching the fight, but sadly only two women are fighting Octomom now, Patty Petite and Deanna Superior. Jenna Wikler is not a contestant anymore. I would put all the details here except I don't know them. All I know is that all of these Ladies she was the most buff and I heard rumors that she trained with a former Real Life Boxer, so all I can think is that Octomom got afraid.
But there was also that thing where Damon was mad at her for calling him a name and complaining that she didn't want to sell tickets for him. I can't take a position on that because I don't know why she would have to sell tickets, or why she wouldn't want to anyway. I mean I wouldn't want to, but that's from my personal morals against selling things. I prefer to give things away! What goes around comes around.
Well she was disqualified, according to a Source who asked to please stay Anonymous. This source only told me that she was told not to come and Damon didn't want her around and he felt like she was questioning his integrity. I have one thing to say to her and one thing only: you have ripped off everyone who paid $30 to see three women fight and now there will only be two! And also, if it's true you were training, that's against your agreement because they specifically asked for women with No Boxing Experience allowed!!! And one more thing, what were you thinking hurting the reputation of a man suffering from a very personal and private case of Brain Damage????????????????
Well, I say to Damon: chin up. Don't worry about people being mad. People will be glad she didn't come, because who wants to see Octomom fail? I mean besides everyone. But it sure wouldn't have made a good fight for her to get knocked out in the first round. And also, Damon, you are a true and Bona Fide Hero of Epic Proportions because even though SOME PERSON refused to sell tickets, you agreed to donate a thousand dollars anyway. And I know for a fact that this is above and beyond the call of duty, because you specifically were very careful to never commit to anything and were vague when anyone asked you about the money for the Tornado Relief. Because if the girls didn't sell enough tickets that money has to come out of your own pocket! It's a tragedy. You have little mouths to feed called Children.
My Anonymous source said something about Jenna Wikler getting mad because Patty Petite was saying publicly and on the news that the fight was for a good cause, and that was misleading if it really wasn't for a good cause at all. Most Reasonable People would realize that no one expects any money to actually go to the Cause, and even if it did, even if it was TWO thousand dollars it wouldn't make a tiny little dent in what is needed to relieve the suffering from the tornado, so don't expect miracles! It was a way to get people to come, and it would have worked if Someone hadn't gone and suggested (in a leaked email) that it was a scam. The same Someone complained about the rigged fights but I am telling you, who cares? You are a total retarded idiot if you expect the fights to be, like, regulation or something. Like Damon rightfully says ALL THE TIME, it's a NOVELTY fight and that means anything goes and it's all in good fun! You can't expect rules to be followed, because there are no rules.
And this is a NOVELTY blog because it's all in good fun, even though it is so heartfelt because of the heartbreak of Brain Damage and especially the poignancy of how he doesn't even talk about it. People would like him so much better if they knew. He'd be a celebrity boxing hero instead of getting called names. It just shows what a true Hero he is that he doesn't even use it for an excuse when it would be totally justified.
My personal opinion is that he should be more open about it, because it would stop a lot of the ridicule in its tracks. It's one thing to be a grown man who is in the public eye but can hardly read or write. It's another thing when the fact that he can't read or write is not his fault at all (except for that he put himself in the Ring and everyone knows there's a risk of Brain Damage from boxing. That is why I will never be a boxer, ever!!!) He could get sympathy but instead he braves the waters of public opinion all on his own without revealing his handicap.
I have to reveal it here, and talk about it openly, because I just can't take it watching how much people pick on him and they don't know what they're doing. I still haven't talked about what it's like to have Traumatic Brain Injury but I happen to know a LOT about it because of personal experience with a family member and that is my next blog entry so stay tuned!!!
And Jenna Wikler good luck ever getting anyone to think about boxing you again! You suck. You should have not complained, and gone out in the street and done whatever it took to sell a lot of tickets, because that is the only way that Damon can make his money back, especially now that you forced him to commit to a whole thousand dollars. He wouldn't have had to do that if you hadn't been a total beeee-yotch! So there.
Damon Feldman, though I would never sleep with you EVER, I am in your corner and on your side, both. If you ever need someone to stand up for you on the news or something you can count on me to be your Champion because I am full of Peace, Love, and Understanding. Which is apparently very rare.
P.S. My Source thought it could be because Octomom was afraid, because why would Damon care if some dumb girl is mad at him for something that's not his fault. But I have seen Octomom and she has Fists of Fury and there's no way she'd be afraid of anything EVER! She had 8 kids at once after all. I would be afraid of exploding if that happened to me, and I'd be afraid to box even if it was against total losers wearing big novelty gloves. She's not afraid of anything at all, ever. I'm sure of that because if she was she would go into hiding. I am right, as always!
I was so looking forward to watching Jenna Wikler get her ass handed to her tomorrow night in Springfield, MA. Not that I was actually going to go - those tickets were really expensive and I would have had to travel from NYC and then even pay for a hotel because I don't know anyone in Springfield - WHO DOES??? No one, that's who. So I was going to wait & see it on YouTube and plus, I read that it was going to be put up on Vimeo.com by the Mardi Gras Gentleman's Club, which was the venue.
I suppose I'll still be watching the fight, but sadly only two women are fighting Octomom now, Patty Petite and Deanna Superior. Jenna Wikler is not a contestant anymore. I would put all the details here except I don't know them. All I know is that all of these Ladies she was the most buff and I heard rumors that she trained with a former Real Life Boxer, so all I can think is that Octomom got afraid.
But there was also that thing where Damon was mad at her for calling him a name and complaining that she didn't want to sell tickets for him. I can't take a position on that because I don't know why she would have to sell tickets, or why she wouldn't want to anyway. I mean I wouldn't want to, but that's from my personal morals against selling things. I prefer to give things away! What goes around comes around.
Well she was disqualified, according to a Source who asked to please stay Anonymous. This source only told me that she was told not to come and Damon didn't want her around and he felt like she was questioning his integrity. I have one thing to say to her and one thing only: you have ripped off everyone who paid $30 to see three women fight and now there will only be two! And also, if it's true you were training, that's against your agreement because they specifically asked for women with No Boxing Experience allowed!!! And one more thing, what were you thinking hurting the reputation of a man suffering from a very personal and private case of Brain Damage????????????????
Well, I say to Damon: chin up. Don't worry about people being mad. People will be glad she didn't come, because who wants to see Octomom fail? I mean besides everyone. But it sure wouldn't have made a good fight for her to get knocked out in the first round. And also, Damon, you are a true and Bona Fide Hero of Epic Proportions because even though SOME PERSON refused to sell tickets, you agreed to donate a thousand dollars anyway. And I know for a fact that this is above and beyond the call of duty, because you specifically were very careful to never commit to anything and were vague when anyone asked you about the money for the Tornado Relief. Because if the girls didn't sell enough tickets that money has to come out of your own pocket! It's a tragedy. You have little mouths to feed called Children.
My Anonymous source said something about Jenna Wikler getting mad because Patty Petite was saying publicly and on the news that the fight was for a good cause, and that was misleading if it really wasn't for a good cause at all. Most Reasonable People would realize that no one expects any money to actually go to the Cause, and even if it did, even if it was TWO thousand dollars it wouldn't make a tiny little dent in what is needed to relieve the suffering from the tornado, so don't expect miracles! It was a way to get people to come, and it would have worked if Someone hadn't gone and suggested (in a leaked email) that it was a scam. The same Someone complained about the rigged fights but I am telling you, who cares? You are a total retarded idiot if you expect the fights to be, like, regulation or something. Like Damon rightfully says ALL THE TIME, it's a NOVELTY fight and that means anything goes and it's all in good fun! You can't expect rules to be followed, because there are no rules.
And this is a NOVELTY blog because it's all in good fun, even though it is so heartfelt because of the heartbreak of Brain Damage and especially the poignancy of how he doesn't even talk about it. People would like him so much better if they knew. He'd be a celebrity boxing hero instead of getting called names. It just shows what a true Hero he is that he doesn't even use it for an excuse when it would be totally justified.
My personal opinion is that he should be more open about it, because it would stop a lot of the ridicule in its tracks. It's one thing to be a grown man who is in the public eye but can hardly read or write. It's another thing when the fact that he can't read or write is not his fault at all (except for that he put himself in the Ring and everyone knows there's a risk of Brain Damage from boxing. That is why I will never be a boxer, ever!!!) He could get sympathy but instead he braves the waters of public opinion all on his own without revealing his handicap.
I have to reveal it here, and talk about it openly, because I just can't take it watching how much people pick on him and they don't know what they're doing. I still haven't talked about what it's like to have Traumatic Brain Injury but I happen to know a LOT about it because of personal experience with a family member and that is my next blog entry so stay tuned!!!
And Jenna Wikler good luck ever getting anyone to think about boxing you again! You suck. You should have not complained, and gone out in the street and done whatever it took to sell a lot of tickets, because that is the only way that Damon can make his money back, especially now that you forced him to commit to a whole thousand dollars. He wouldn't have had to do that if you hadn't been a total beeee-yotch! So there.
Damon Feldman, though I would never sleep with you EVER, I am in your corner and on your side, both. If you ever need someone to stand up for you on the news or something you can count on me to be your Champion because I am full of Peace, Love, and Understanding. Which is apparently very rare.
P.S. My Source thought it could be because Octomom was afraid, because why would Damon care if some dumb girl is mad at him for something that's not his fault. But I have seen Octomom and she has Fists of Fury and there's no way she'd be afraid of anything EVER! She had 8 kids at once after all. I would be afraid of exploding if that happened to me, and I'd be afraid to box even if it was against total losers wearing big novelty gloves. She's not afraid of anything at all, ever. I'm sure of that because if she was she would go into hiding. I am right, as always!
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